random foolishness and inner dialogue

Things I think/do that make absolutely no sense. We will call these amateur mistakes.

Lay in bed/on the couch literally willing myself to get up and pump, for like 20 minutes, therefor waisting 20 minutes of my time, when pumping actually takes about 12 minutes.

Driving to Chicago without my husband, with my 9 week old.

Waiting to pack for previously mentioned trip until the morning we are supposed to leave.

Packing 100 articles of clothing knowing I will leave the house once the entire week.

Going to Target and walking down the Christmas decorations aisles thinking I can resist buying anything. #basic

Things that are constantly running through my head. Like 5 times a day constantly.

Is it just me, or can Taylor Swift do no wrong?

Will I ever sleep in again?

Can I just rename by blog "Blog"?

What about "Brittany's Blog"? That's creative, right?

I swear, we live 15 minutes away from everything… but not 5 minutes away from anywhere. First world problems.

Is it warm enough to go on a walk? Is the baby cold? *turns up heat*

Five minutes later…

Is the baby hot? *turns down heat*

How long have I been wearing these contacts?

How long have I been wearing these yoga pants?

I'm not holding the baby enough.

I'm holding the baby too much.

Did I brush my teeth today? When did I last shower?

Is it coffee time or wine/beer time?

That's all for now.